is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
