two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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