Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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