woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
All the doctor said was why
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
