thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm at about main and main street
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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