For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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