fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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