is your mom at the bar?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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