he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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