Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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