He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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