I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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