is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
