dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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