how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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