I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
