On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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