And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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