try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Randomize
