im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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