go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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