She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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