I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My balls are so social today.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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