we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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