are you so shy because you have an std?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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