I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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