i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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