For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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