You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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