I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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