There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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