I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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