i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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