my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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