? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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