sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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