I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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