Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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