I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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