in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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