How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
nutella sex= disaster
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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