I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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