Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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