i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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