Porn is love you can see.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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