Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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