I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
please come you make the beer taste better
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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