i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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