I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
please don't ironically join a cult
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