I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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