i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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