Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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