YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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