I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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