TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Someone came in the potted fern
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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