Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
tell me about the eggs
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