I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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